FFRRAACCKKK!!

Fuck yeah, melancholy...: Previously, on Once Upon A Time

evilneverfeltsogood:

fuckyeahmelancholy:

Cinderella: Oh, if only I could go to the ball!

Blue Fairy: Sure thing!

Geppeto: If only I had a son!

Blue Fairy: But of course!

Regina: If only my mother would stop physically and mentally abusing me, as she has my entire life.

Blue Fairy: …

Regina: Right, so I’m going to solve my own problem and run off with my boyfriend, so if only my mother is distracted for one lousy hour…

Blue Fairy: …

Blue Fairy: Hey, guys, Snow White needs us to storm the castle! Let’s ALL get together! Thousands of us! To help Snow White!

Regina: Oh, fuck you guys. When this curse goes down, I’m making you all nuns. If I’m not getting laid, nobody’s getting laid.

 #seriously tho #worst fairies ever

Via Things From My Head




And yet you think I deserve to die.

(Source: acidicram3n)


Via Confused in Style


AU: Brenda prepares to interrogate Rumplestiltskin.

(Source: starbuck81)


Via Five by Five


frivolouswhim:

“I’m sorry and I forgive you.” - Snow White 1.07. | ”I forgive you anyway.” - Mary Margaret 1.20  

Regina’s inability to find closure is so tragic.


Via Fuck yes, Her Majesty

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

tomhardigans:

mrpondismypatronus:

playitagain:

5 Seconds of Every #1 Billboard Hot 100 Hit From 1993-2011

I like how the first half is ten times better than the later 

Via The Library. Come as soon as you can. x


twentyfifth-june:

completelynormalgirl:

Did this person just argue for gay marriage while referencing Doctor who?

(Source: analizzette)




Swan Queen proposal

  • Regina: You’re stubborn! Really, you are the most stubborn person I’ve ever met my entire life. You wear ugly leather jackets in all kinds of colors and you always find a way to piss me off. Usually I just feel like punching you in the face to remove that goddamn smirk you get. Your car is too small for any person, and is really just a piece of junk. You’re a blanket hogger, and more often than not I’m left freezing my ass off because you steal it. That you always think you’re right, and you never back down from an argument with me, is some of the things I hate the most about you. But they are also the things that makes me love you. I love that you are stubborn and challenge me, because no one else dares to, and I love that you never back down from an argument, because we both know that arguments are what we do best. I love the fact that you get this smirk on your face when you are proven right, and you fight so hard not to say “I told you so.” I love the fact that you can get under my skin the way you do, and you do it so well. I love the fact that you steal the blankets in your sleep, because then I can snuggle up to your side, and you’ll put your arms around me, and I’ll never feel safer or more loved than in that moment. And I love the fact that even when dressing in those horrendous jackets, you’re still the most beautiful thing I’ve ever laid my eyes on.
  • I know we fight, and I know I make you crazy sometimes. I know that I have many flaws, and that I might be hard to love, but if you give me the chance, I will spend the rest of my life trying to change, trying to be a better person, because I want to do that for you, Emma. So I'm asking you this, because I love you, and I can’t imagine not being with you for the rest of our lives; will you marry me?
  • Emma: I don’t want you to change. I don’t want you to change for me, or for anyone. You are perfect, and I love you, so yes, yes, Regina, I will marry you!
Via Once Upon A Time, I smelled apples...

The awkward moment when people ask you about your hobbies.

sodamnrelatable:

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via sodamnrelatable

(Source: shoutinghellyes)

Via My real life?

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

(Source: hermajestyschimera)


dumbthingswhitepplsay:

aleki-says:

lafaggot:

is it just me or does every white author ever describing a person of color use food metaphors:

“creamy chocolate skin”

“smooth caramel complexion”

“her legs were the color of cinnamon”

like wtf you’re trying so hard to not be racist that you sound like a fucking cannibal

THIS

DEAD

Via The Library. Come as soon as you can. x


swan-queen anyone? ;)

lovewillforeverfindaway:

Via The Library. Come as soon as you can. x

gallifreygal:

From Tales of Television Centre, Janet Fielding, Louise Jameson, and Katy Manning on the subject of sex in the Television Centre dressing rooms.

These ladies win at life. <3 


Via Rest is for the weary Sleep is for the dead

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